tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post2236147389162382436..comments2024-01-21T22:17:21.149-06:00Comments on The Natural State Hawg - ramblings from an Arkie: Will Foxworthy recognize The Hawg's brilliance?HawgWyldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-38847372226698298472008-07-24T14:20:00.000-05:002008-07-24T14:20:00.000-05:00Lala:You're not kidding there. Meth production has...Lala:<BR/><BR/>You're not kidding there. Meth production has become a real problem in Saline County, Ark. Keeps law enforcement busy.HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-48570200368601927412008-07-24T07:08:00.000-05:002008-07-24T07:08:00.000-05:00heh...it was harsh, but sadly true. it was worse i...heh...it was harsh, but sadly true. it was worse in Okla. But I remember working with a nurse who grew up with her mom making "bathtub" crank. <BR/><BR/>It seems to becoming an epidemic of massive proportions all through the south and southwest.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-33651740729552962132008-07-23T23:12:00.000-05:002008-07-23T23:12:00.000-05:00Lala:You are right about the hash browns over at W...Lala:<BR/><BR/>You are right about the hash browns over at Waffle House -- that's comfort food, right there. Love those things.<BR/><BR/>I won't go stealing your redneck jokes, but perhaps I should -- that first one about meth is harsh! Sadly, there's a heck of a lot of truth to it. This part of the world is just eaten up with that stuff -- I had to defend a few meth heads back in the bad ol' days when I practiced law (pretty sure I got paid with meth money at least twice, too).<BR/><BR/>Oh, and my brother-in-law talks about tools and his Harley all the time. Close enough...HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-2720158035684775042008-07-23T23:06:00.000-05:002008-07-23T23:06:00.000-05:00Hawk:Aww, come on. Say what's on your mind!I hope ...Hawk:<BR/><BR/>Aww, come on. Say what's on your mind!<BR/><BR/>I hope your husband enjoys my redneck joke -- my wife just shook her head and rolled her eyes when she heard it.HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-50352850999789457302008-07-23T22:39:00.000-05:002008-07-23T22:39:00.000-05:00Margaret:Well, that's Jeff's job to polish it, isn...Margaret:<BR/><BR/>Well, that's Jeff's job to polish it, isn't it. He is, after all, the entertainer and I'm just a PR guy who puts together a sloppy little blog in my spare time. Yeah, he'd have to apply the polish.<BR/><BR/>I doubt I have to worry about the Waffle House waitresses. I doubt if the two or three people who read this blog regularly work at any of mine fine, local Waffle Houses.<BR/><BR/>Besides, it's all in good fun, yeah?HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-11205518751931855812008-07-23T20:37:00.000-05:002008-07-23T20:37:00.000-05:00has to be a winner.. just has to be...nothing like...has to be a winner.. just has to be...nothing like Waffle House Hash Browns to give you a kick start...:))))))))))))Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-39728512951425669982008-07-23T19:40:00.000-05:002008-07-23T19:40:00.000-05:00lol...well, first of all, Mr. Foxworthy actually g...lol...well, first of all, Mr. Foxworthy actually grew up in a fairly well-to-do family in Atlanta. He's not the redneck he portrays himself to be. <BR/><BR/>Second of all, I think I saw an interview where he said that he ALWAYS has people come up and give him "then you might be a redneck" lines.<BR/><BR/>Thirdly, God bless the Waffle House and their AMAZING hash browns. Forget those "southern hash browns" I demand my flat-grilled, greasy, shredded and "make you gotta go to the bathroom when you're done eatin' 'em" hash browns. Just like the Waffle House makes 'em.<BR/><BR/>However, my redneck jokes would be (and don't y'all be stealin' now)<BR/><BR/>"If you've made out with your first cousin after a night of snorting methamphetamines, then you might be a redneck."<BR/><BR/>or...<BR/><BR/>"If you depend on survivalists to watch over your marijuana patch, then you might be a redneck"<BR/><BR/>or...<BR/><BR/>"If you can't go a weekend without talking about toolboxes or muddin', then you might be a redneck" <BR/><BR/>Best of luck to ya! <BR/><BR/>;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-85237654350341754892008-07-23T14:27:00.000-05:002008-07-23T14:27:00.000-05:00So much I could say to this topic, but think it's ...So much I could say to this topic, but think it's better if I don't - My husband will just love this joke tho... :)Hawksdomainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04889786904175619423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-46959803332124723182008-07-23T13:35:00.000-05:002008-07-23T13:35:00.000-05:00Well, your joke is moderately funny -- I've been t...Well, your joke is moderately funny -- I've been to a JF concert and your delivery is a bit off -- I'm sure Jeff can polish it up though. It might reduce your payout some. <BR/><BR/>Waffle House is pretty well established all over the US of A and I'm sure nearly everywhere can relate completely to your joke. Well, except the WAITRESSES at WH. They might take exception -- if I were you I might be watching pretty closely at just what all got put into my covered, chopped, smothered.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-51499011063430158972008-07-23T07:16:00.000-05:002008-07-23T07:16:00.000-05:00Well, but don't you think IHOP is just a *bit* mor...Well, but don't you think IHOP is just a *bit* more sophisticated?<BR/><BR/>Then again, you've got a point...HawgWyldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02749940044190568834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5736378642004875114.post-42312552934142937722008-07-23T04:50:00.000-05:002008-07-23T04:50:00.000-05:00I like it. You could also use IHOP.I like it. You could also use IHOP.Thomas Hammerlundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05448828623411526253noreply@blogger.com