Wednesday, August 12, 2009

No more vegetables (or why I stay in trouble at home)

No More Vegetables Want to get in trouble with your wife? Just get a blog and post something like the story I’m about to relate.

That ought to do it.

My wife goes to bed before I do, see, and I was getting ready to go to sleep the other night. Before I crawled into bed she started talking in her sleep.

“No more vegetables,” she said.

“What?”

“No more vegetables.”

Then she stole my pillow.

What the hell?

at

9 comments:

  1. MeAugust 13, 2009 at 6:19 AM

    My kids don't want to eat vegetables too. I still have no idea how to make them like those vegetables.

    Regards,
    Holiday With Mama

    ReplyDelete
  2. Sherry Shealy MartschinkAugust 13, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    If someone ever wrote about the things I've said in my sleep -- well, that person wouldn't be around to write about it a second time.

    ReplyDelete
  3. HawgWyldAugust 13, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    Sherry -- That's what I'm afraid of with my wife. Too good of a story not to share, however...

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    I cannot believe you put this on your blog. You may need to go back to the doctor, I believe you clean bill of health is about to change.

    ReplyDelete
  5. mcangeliAugust 13, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    hahahahaha. That same thing almost happened to me too. Except my wife just took my pillow.

    ReplyDelete
  6. HawgWyldAugust 13, 2009 at 3:37 PM

    anonymous wife -- See? I knew there would be hell to pay...

    McAngeli -- Well, that's close enough, huh?

    ReplyDelete
  7. DenfordAugust 13, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    I hope you will not be sleeping in that red armchair, tell me there is at least a comfy sofabed in the sitting room!

    ReplyDelete
  8. AnonymousAugust 13, 2009 at 7:07 PM

    Oh! yes he has a comfy sofa... but I will wait and get my vengeance when he least expects it.

    ReplyDelete
  9. HawgWyldAugust 14, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Denford -- Got a nice, comfortable couch, indeed.

    Anonymous Wife -- Ah, fear of retribution hasn't stopped be before...

    ReplyDelete