Thursday, July 30, 2009

Some other neighborly reminders from your old friend, The Hawg

Neighborly Reminder

For my Wordless Wednesday post yesterday, I put up a picture of the nifty sign over to the left.

That’s one of the more disturbing signs I’ve seen in some time. My wife and I were out shopping in Little Rock on Saturday and stopped by a Cracker Barrel to grab some lunch.

Oddly, I didn’t feel too secure when we stepped out of our minivan and were advised to lock our vehicle and remove our valuables from it. Oh, what could be more neighborly than that? I know Little Rock has a crime problem but are thieves really lurking around a Cracker Barrel in one of the safer parts of town?

Now I – your old friend The Hawg – am the helpful sort. I was inspired to come up with a few more signs to be posted around Little Rock (the last one should be posted in every city in the country, but that goes without saying). Y’all enjoy and be sure to read the plug for Tell Me Thursday after you look at the dandy signs.

NoEyeContact FivePeopleKilledHere TheHawgIsGreat

This is my submission to the fantastic Tell Me Thursday event. If you participate in the weekly Wordless Wednesday thing, you really should give Tell Me Thursday a look.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are a Moron

HawgWyld said...

And a moron with a capitol "M," eh.

Thanks for the anonymous comment, oh spineless bastard.

Unknown said...

Cute signs.
I haven't yet gotten the hang of "Tell Me Thursday" -- but that's probably because I haven't yet gotten the hang of being wordless on Wednesday. I do the WW postings but just seem to have to 'splain things right then and there.

HawgWyld said...

Sherry -- I used to do the same thing. I have been able to resist the tempation, however, and wait for Tell Me Thursday. Give it a shot!

Becca said...

Gee can I anonymously call you names also? lol Cute new signs!!!!

HawgWyld said...

Becca -- Sure! Jump right on in and start hurling insults.

I honestly love the anonymous insults -- someone took a few minutes out of their day to post something snotty. Love it!

Harrison said...

Obviously Anonymous is as polite as he or she is brave!

Danielle said...

You aren't a moron! That is terrible!! I think the sign is one I would have thought about for a few minutes. My Tell Me Thursday is here.

HawgWyld said...

Harrison -- Well, I'm pretty sure I know exactly who "anonymous" is. This latest comment wasn't as flat-out crazy and rambling as some of his has been.

That's a shame. I'd expect a little more effort, at least.

Danielle -- Thanks for the kind words. I'm heading over to look at your post now...