What a hoot! Bear in mind that the original version of this song is absolutely filthy, thus adding to the cheese-ball humor on full display here. Enjoy!
Monday, April 9, 2012
Dr. Zodiac – our resident psychic, soothsayer and general purpose mystic – is a bit late with the horoscope this week.
Why? He was busy on Easter as he had some relatives over for dinner. Here’s a little known fact – the good doctor can smoke a ham like nobody’s business. He’s got a proprietary formula of hickory, mesquite, apple wood and perhaps some cherry thrown in there (but, he’s not telling).
So, I’ll forgive him for being late. It’s not like I’m paying him, anyway. What’s in store for you this week? What kind of misery will the stars inflict on you? Will they be nice for a change? Find your astrological sign and read, read, read.