Wednesday, May 2, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
It still makes me sick that these cats didn’t last longer than they did. What a band!
Sunday, April 29, 2012
I was a little concerned about Dr. Zodiac last week when he failed to turn in a horoscope.
It seems the good doctor had an excellent reason for not providing a horoscope last week – his Crystal Ouija Rune Board broke, thus robbing him of his ability to talk to the stars and find out what kind of misfortune they were sending our way this week.
Of course, a phone call, email, text or singing messenger from Dr. Zodiac would have been nice. Yes, I was concerned something had happened to him, and a simple phone call could have cleared up everything.
Oh, well. Considering I’m not paying him a dime to provide a horoscope every week, I suppose I can’t complain.
What’s in store for you this week? What kind of misery will the stars inflict on you? Will they be nice for a change? Find your astrological sign and read on, pilgrim.