Wednesday, August 12, 2009

No more vegetables (or why I stay in trouble at home)

No More Vegetables Want to get in trouble with your wife? Just get a blog and post something like the story I’m about to relate.

That ought to do it.

My wife goes to bed before I do, see, and I was getting ready to go to sleep the other night. Before I crawled into bed she started talking in her sleep.

“No more vegetables,” she said.

“What?”

“No more vegetables.”

Then she stole my pillow.

What the hell?

9 comments:

Me said...

My kids don't want to eat vegetables too. I still have no idea how to make them like those vegetables.

Regards,
Holiday With Mama

Sherry at EX Marks the Spot said...

If someone ever wrote about the things I've said in my sleep -- well, that person wouldn't be around to write about it a second time.

The Natural State Hawg said...

Sherry -- That's what I'm afraid of with my wife. Too good of a story not to share, however...

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe you put this on your blog. You may need to go back to the doctor, I believe you clean bill of health is about to change.

mcangeli said...

hahahahaha. That same thing almost happened to me too. Except my wife just took my pillow.

The Natural State Hawg said...

anonymous wife -- See? I knew there would be hell to pay...

McAngeli -- Well, that's close enough, huh?

Denford said...

I hope you will not be sleeping in that red armchair, tell me there is at least a comfy sofabed in the sitting room!

Anonymous said...

Oh! yes he has a comfy sofa... but I will wait and get my vengeance when he least expects it.

The Natural State Hawg said...

Denford -- Got a nice, comfortable couch, indeed.

Anonymous Wife -- Ah, fear of retribution hasn't stopped be before...