Dr. Zodiac tells me he’s gotten a new dog.
A terrier. A small puppy that’s taken up a lot of his time. In hopes of turning his mind back to important things – namely communing with the stars and producing this horoscope (for which he is paid nothing) – I’ve been giving him some dog training tips.
What’s the best way to potty train a pup? Very simple – take the little critter to bed with you and, when it squirms, you know it’s time to take it outside. Of course, there are a couple of drawbacks to this method. For one thing, you’ll wind up staggering through the house with a pup every couple of hours for at least a month until the beastie gets trained. For another, you’ll have a dog that wants to sleep under the blanket with you for the rest of its days.
So, you’ll lose a little sleep and will have a dog that is bonded to you so closely that it might stun you. Still, it’s an effective way to potty train a dog quickly and it even works on stubborn terriers.
Ah, but enough dog advice and rambling. What do the stars have in store for you this week? Come on and find out, pilgrim.