Dr. Zodiac – our resident mystic, soothsayer and all around swell guy – was almost late with this week’s horoscope because he was confused over daylight savings time.
Dr. Zodiac tells me that daylight savings time is actually part of the stars’ ongoing scheme to make us all miserable. While we’re dismayed over oversleeping and being late to work, being generally grouchy for a few weeks until the shock of switching over to daylight savings time, etc., seem terrible to us, the stars think its all pretty funny.
Hopefully, they’ll be too busy laughing at us to torment us too much over the next few days. Let’s see what the stars have in store for us this week, shall we?